Message Tees

I'm generally not a fan of the message tee, but I thought these suggestions from my sister-in-law who's due in about 3 weeks were too good to not pass along!

Tees for Extremely Pregnant Women:
- Stop staring, its not a tumor.
- Yes apparently I have "dropped."
- Yes this is exactly what 36 weeks is supposed to look like.
- At least I truly live life to the "fullest."
- Yes I am married, my fingers are just to swollen to wear my ring, thanks for asking.
- Actually I'm completely comfortable.
- Oh you noticed I was expecting by my lovely pregnant "glow"
- Its not twins. I'm just incredibly huge.
- Does this look pretty? Now call your mother and thank her for packing you around for nine months.
- My husband's a hunter & apparently I'm "tagged."
- Having trouble with promiscious teen? Will show stretch marks for small fee.
- Actually its been about 20 minutes since I had to use the bathroom.
- Hey at least mine will go away in a couple weeks, what about yours?
- Yes I did plan to be nine months pregnant in August, I just love the heat.
- Space heater on board.
- New Maternity Wardrobe: $350.00. All the "necessities" for the baby: $2000.00. Feeling my baby kick me in the ribs 24-7: priceless.
- It is a miracle! At least that what I tell myself each night when I've successfully rolled over unassisted.
- Truly "Rock Hard" abs.
- Apparently I'm taken.
- Doesn't it look like I'm excited?
- Please tell me your worst labor & delivery story, evidently I need to psyche myself up right now.
- This is what happens when you "super size" everything
- "Its getting hot in here" "But I can't take off all my clothes"
- Its called food storage.
- I know I know, I'm the most attractive pregnant woman you've seen since Angelina.
- Got Fetus?
- Believe me it feels even easier than it looks.
- Oh your sister/friend/neighbor just had a baby....please give me their number obviously we're going to be best friends since we have everything in common.

What Do I Do?

So the other day I was trying to view a webpage that required the Quicktime plugin. I updated the latest version and was still having problems viewing the site. I started to try different things to get it to work. I decided to just start the Quicktime program and see if that did anything. When I started it, a window pops up and says that it has to install so I'm thinking ok maybe this will fix it. Then a second box pops up and I had the choices ok or cancel. I still don't know what the question was. For all I know I sold my soul to the Devil.

A 4 Year Old's Prayer

Grace's blessing on lunch today:
Dear Heavenly Father,
Thank you for the food, so we can have a good day, and not fight, and not be rude. So I can learn not to suck my thumb, and wipe my own bum.
Amen.

Short, sweet, specific, heartfelt, and even poetic. What's not to love.

Fungus or Cheese?

So the other day Mary, myself and the girls were gone for most of the day. When we returned that evening and noticed something in our pot of herbs. We had planted some oregano and were excited to have our own for cooking. So when we got home we noticed that some orange stuff was growing in our pot. Is it cheese? You be the judge.