Monday, July 28, 2008

Message Tees

I'm generally not a fan of the message tee, but I thought these suggestions from my sister-in-law who's due in about 3 weeks were too good to not pass along!

Tees for Extremely Pregnant Women:
- Stop staring, its not a tumor.
- Yes apparently I have "dropped."
- Yes this is exactly what 36 weeks is supposed to look like.
- At least I truly live life to the "fullest."
- Yes I am married, my fingers are just to swollen to wear my ring, thanks for asking.
- Actually I'm completely comfortable.
- Oh you noticed I was expecting by my lovely pregnant "glow"
- Its not twins. I'm just incredibly huge.
- Does this look pretty? Now call your mother and thank her for packing you around for nine months.
- My husband's a hunter & apparently I'm "tagged."
- Having trouble with promiscious teen? Will show stretch marks for small fee.
- Actually its been about 20 minutes since I had to use the bathroom.
- Hey at least mine will go away in a couple weeks, what about yours?
- Yes I did plan to be nine months pregnant in August, I just love the heat.
- Space heater on board.
- New Maternity Wardrobe: $350.00. All the "necessities" for the baby: $2000.00. Feeling my baby kick me in the ribs 24-7: priceless.
- It is a miracle! At least that what I tell myself each night when I've successfully rolled over unassisted.
- Truly "Rock Hard" abs.
- Apparently I'm taken.
- Doesn't it look like I'm excited?
- Please tell me your worst labor & delivery story, evidently I need to psyche myself up right now.
- This is what happens when you "super size" everything
- "Its getting hot in here" "But I can't take off all my clothes"
- Its called food storage.
- I know I know, I'm the most attractive pregnant woman you've seen since Angelina.
- Got Fetus?
- Believe me it feels even easier than it looks.
- Oh your sister/friend/neighbor just had a baby....please give me their number obviously we're going to be best friends since we have everything in common.

9 comments:

Mother of the Wild Boys said...

I LOVE these! I would pay you to wear one of these shirts. :D My personal fave has to be "Hey at least mine will go away in a couple weeks, what about yours?" or "Having trouble with promiscious teen? Will show stretch marks for small fee." Too funny!

Tina said...

LOL! Very funny. I'll vote for you wearing one too. :)
I like both of the ones Shauntae suggested - another that sticks out is "Actually its been about 20 minutes since I had to use the bathroom"

Rachel Seren said...

That is hilarious and so true! I don't know how many times I have thought those things when I was pregnant!

Rachel said...

I'm dying laughing! I actually had some sad, little newly wed girl come up to me and say, "I know you're only having one, but it looks like you're having twins!" I about punched her in the face.

Michele said...

That was hilarious! Did you come up with those yourselves? Very funny.

Sandra said...

Those are funny, I saw one at Kmart that said "Does this shirt make me look fat" I got a chuckle out of it. I personally like- can't wear ring since finger is swollen. :)

Emmett and Ashlee said...

Those are great. So perfect. I have always wanted a twin shirt that answers all the questions about them. Like...yes they are identical...no I didn't have them c section.... yes I can tell them apart...yes they have their own personalities and No I don't want to hear about all the twins you have ever met....THanks for asking. What do you think? T shirt.... maybe you should start a new business. Very cute.

Amber said...

Hey Mary, I wandered onto your blog from Sandra's - hope you don't mind. I about died laughing from this post! Would you mind if I posted those on my blog? I've got to share those.

Jon Scoresby said...

Pass them on. I think everyone deserves a good laugh!