The Self-Incrimination

We were all playing in the girls' playroom when Grace asked "Who can open this for me?" She followed the question with "Raise your hand if you're a . . ." She had only gotten that far when Jon raised his hand, thinking, of course, that she was going to ask, "Raise your hand if you can help me." Instead, she finished the sentence with "Raise your hand if you're a girl." Sorry Jon, you've done this to yourself.